Exploding Beer.
New Hollands Dragons Milk explodes on the sales floor at Whole Foods spraying beer, glass and sadness all over the store. Details at eleven.
posted by koesterk @ 6:30 PM
12 comments
New Hollands Dragons Milk explodes on the sales floor at Whole Foods spraying beer, glass and sadness all over the store. Details at eleven.
posted by koesterk @ 6:30 PM
12 comments
12 Comments:
Did you get a picture? This is indeed a sad day in the history of Whole Foods.
That day, beer and broken glass were not the only things mopped up. No. So too were the tears and broken hearts of the beer manager and the customers. And for once, the Whole Foods employees' eyes were not bloodshot from smoking pot.
and i thought that spilling stuff on the merchandise in the beer aisle is a good thing... doesn't it mean that the beer aisle employees get to take home a bunch of free beer?
No pictures but the top half of the bottle went almost to the ceiling. We're not gonna sell New Holland anymore though because it has happened before and they aren't really doing anything about it. I'm not gonna drink it anymore because I don't want to get blown up.
New Holland's Dragon's Milk? How come I've never had any of that? I don't think getting blown up is too great a price to pay for really, really good beer.
I didn't know you hadn't had it. If you've had the Kentucky Breakfast I sent with you guys though, it's basically a toned down more tame version of that.
There should be plenty of free New Holland in the mop Jymer used to clean it up. I can't believe he wouldn't wring it out into a bottle. 10 second rule, eh Jymer?
Mop? If you spit out the glass you can just lick from the floor. It gives it that fresh opened taste.
I heard that if you take some raw hamburger and soak up the beer with that, and then eat the beer soaked raw hamburger, not only is it sanitary, but highly nutritious.
I already lick the floor at Whole Foods, so I'm doing fine without the broken glass.
I think they let the employees take home the hamburger. It's one of the perks at Whole Foods, taking home the damaged goods.
You're taking home damaged hamburger? Great. And Erin, the Mythbusters effectively proved that the 10 second rule is a myth. I realize this will seriously affect your eating habits, you guys, but that's the way it is.
Fine then. We'll just change it to 11 seconds. Now they will have to prove that too!
I think that it's unlimited. 10 seconds...5 minutes...2days, what's the difference? Eventually something will get to the hamburger, so you have to ask yourself the question if you're willing to eat the hamburger AND the thing growing on it. Whether it's bacteria, a cockroach, or a cat (frozen or thawed).
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