A public thank you to Ben.
I would just like to thank Ben for the kindly Bag of Hammers comment as I have been too busy working to type. Not everyone works at a science factory and has time to waste. Thank you good sir. I commend you on your production of science merchandise.
posted by koesterk @ 2:59 PM
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Thank you, good sir. It is your hard-earned tax dollars that make this service I provide possible. Just imagine: Out of every $1 in taxes you paid last year, $0.00000000001 went to government programs of 'buy a scientist a beer' and 'buy a scientist a Spongebob toy' funds, or the very popular 'buy cable TV for scientists so they can watch pro wrestling' fund.
I bid you 'good day'.
You boys stop arguing.
Good day to both of you.
You guys must be producing something for all the money spent on you guys watching spongbob and wrestling. It should really give you guys a creative surge right?
So my question.
Where can I buy science and science related merchandise?
I'll send you some science and science merchandise if you will kindly send me a check for 100 dollars or just you credit card number is okay too.
Kevin, a good place for you to buy science might be at the book store. Science produced "The Atkins Diet" and the "South Beach Diet". It also invented liposuction. This is the merchandise science has targeted toward people in your market who wish to buy science. Please give a thumbs-up and buy some science today.
Yes I wish to purchase two units of science. I would like the science to be custom science.
Science; Breakfast of Champions
Who's the mascot for Science now adays anyways?
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